So what happens when one person in your IRC uses a trivial exploit (extremely simple to detect and used by lots of other players) on a shitty web game and you laugh about it in IRC? The owner "hires an internet detective" (probably some nerd looking for cheats) to come after your irc channel trying to figure out who did it.
Please note, this is mostly hilarious because everyone involved in this do not even know what MMATycoon is, let alone play it; he was even attacking Foobz has been at basic and hasn't been around.The reason I am posting this is because I know Georgie will come read it like a true internet pro, he's already made it clear that he has googled our alias and read our forums* as he made a claim about us playing World of Warcraft.
* Thanks for the IP Address! I am going to figure out who this scrub is and report MMATycoon (Mike) and his shitty "internet detective" for harassing us and if he truly is an "internet detective", I am going to make sure everyone knows how fucking retarded he is - he doesn't deserve to be "paid" (I bet you just got paid in MMATycoon cash you fucking nerd) for what he has done.
It started with:
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[00:29] * Georgie (
webchat@ool-44c06550.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #battlegroup9
[00:29] <Georgie> Hi
[00:29] <@fistina> asl Georgie
[00:30] <Georgie> Hi fistina
[00:30] <Georgie> Just the person I was looking for
[00:31] <Georgie> Yeah...I don't know what #zikel is...I don't play this game - I'm just looking for fistina
[00:32] <Georgie> well, more like I'm just looking for fistina, ziot, flex and foobz...but I think fistina can help me out here
[00:32] <Georgie> right, fistina?
This is when it all began, he came in and attacked all the people whose alias were used on MMATycoon as jokes, clearly not doing enough research to figure out that they were just alias and he is a fucking moron.
Before we knew he was a "sly internet detective" (he's really just a retarded troll, I hope for the sake of the guy who paid him money!), he continued with such pure intellect and brilliance:
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[00:33] * blackefx is now known as foobz
[00:40] <Georgie> foobz - I thought you went to Basic two days ago?
He then started to attack Flex, clearly knowing exactly who he was going for!
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[00:41] <flex-_-> whos georgie?
[00:41] <Georgie> Ahh...my buddy flex
At this point, I assumed he was just a nerd-troll with no life who is probably an avid 4channer, so he was swiftly banned from our channel until he told us what he wanted. This was our tactic to get him nerdraged and send us angry PMs, which had worked exactly as we planned.
But for now, he pretended to not be nerd-raged.
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[00:52] <themani> <Georgie> sorry...I just needed the screenshot
[00:52] <themani> <Georgie> talk to you soon, guys
Hilariously, he has been tracking me and flex - we still don't know why.
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[01:03] <flex-_-> [01:03] <Georgie> I'm the hired help
[01:03] <flex-_-> [01:03] <flex-_-> thats not gonna work
[01:03] <flex-_-> [01:03] <Georgie> that's been tracking you and ziot for the past bit
Wait, choplol has an idea:
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[01:04] <@Ch0plol> maybe they hired him to "stop you from hacking their site"
[01:04] <@Ch0plol> and probably file criminal charges
Criminal charges against the innocent over a shitty web browser game? Maybe that would fly in America, too bad Flex lives in Canada.
Still thinking that Foobz is actually foobz, even after I tell him that foobz is cefx, he continues to chat with him.
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[01:23] <foobz> [02:18:23] [Georgie] no Basic?
[01:23] <foobz> [02:18:56] [foobz] naw i'm at Basic
[01:23] <foobz> [02:19:01] [foobz] deskjockey
[01:23] <foobz> [02:19:25] [Georgie] Care to help me out here?
[01:23] <foobz> [02:19:47] [foobz] how can i help
[01:23] <foobz> [02:21:08] [Georgie] I figured you would have updated Twitter when you got to camp...that threw me off
[01:23] <foobz> [02:23:14] [foobz] im being incognito so the army doesn't find out
Update twitter? Holy shit, he really knows how to Google our names! I hope they paid him good money for those expertise.
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[01:25] <foobz> [02:23:53] [Georgie] Yeah...that would suck
[01:25] <foobz> [02:23:58] [Georgie] if the army found out
He threatens cefx LOL!
We attempt to go to MMATycoon IRC to explain the situation to the owner, as there is a clear misunderstanding and we have no clue if Georgie is just some nerd trying to get free cheats.
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01:37] <@fistina> [22:37:35] * MattyBlayze sets mode: +b *!*@mib-F26692B8.com
[01:37] <@fistina> [22:37:35] * You were kicked by MattyBlayze (MattyBlayze)
[01:37] <@fistina> [22:37:35] * Attempting to rejoin channel #mmatycoon
[01:37] <@fistina> [22:37:36] * Unable to join channel (address is banned)
Oh well, they're a bunch of roid raging MMA freaks with no brain.
We are met with more threats that he is going to pursue us to the end of the internet, still just "not getting it".
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01:49] <Georgie> I definitely can...but the guy Mike who runs the game told me if I found you(or whoever) I should just offer to drop it if you(or whoever) just told him how it was done
He fills is in why he was hired, because the owner of the website is too retarded to actually run a website, let alone Google someone's alias.
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[01:51] <Georgie> Apparently he attempted to and was ignored...and he didn't even know enough to run the simple steps to find you guys that I did, so...that might be asking for too much
And this is probably the breaking point where we just start laughing hysterically at how stupid he is that we are just trolling him and no one in our IRC channel had anything to do with it:
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[01:53] <Georgie> So, indulge me if you will...what does someone who doesn't play a game gain from "attacking" that game? Or is that just how you kids get off?
Now he just starts to insult Flex, like a professional internet detective:
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[02:01] <Georgie> yeah...you were probably banned due to your behavior last night...I was given chat logs as well...must be a sad little boy, huh? Find the one guy with DCC Enabled and play with him
We wonder if he's actually got a legit job, if he's someone from the mma irc, or if he's just some 4chan scrub that can use google.
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[01:22] <Georgie> I'm no body, man...I was hired by the owner of a website to look into a security problem to find out HOW it was done not WHO it was done by...my cursory efforts turned up nothing - except for the four of you...you'd be helping me out a lot if you just told me how so I can move on and get stoned and go to bed
Yep, he's just a 4chan scrub with no friends.
So jokingly, just to see how serious he is, I tell him that I will get Flex to admit to his "crime" and tell him exactly what he did if he tells me his real information and credentials so I can verify he isn't some nerd just trying to steal cheats.
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<Georgie> Okay...my name is Lotta Diques...I work for a company called Yellow Ryse...and you can call me at the following # to back that up: +447834604555
At this point we realize he's not serious at all and if he was a professional, he has no idea what he is doing and no one would ever pay him money. So I decide to end this with a swift finale of nerdrage, surprisingly (or maybe not), it only took a few minutes.
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<ziot-> reporting you to your isp
<ziot-> along with 10 other people
<Georgie> LOL
<Georgie> oooh
<ziot-> yeah, exactly - see how retarded you look when you say shit like that
<ziot-> you just made my own point
<ziot-> thanks
<Georgie> Yeah
<ziot-> go investigate some dog shit, because i'm sure you'll figure out more looking at it
<ziot-> Ventura, Georgie Ventura
<ziot-> licensed internet detective
<ziot-> derp derp
<Georgie> good luck getting laid - lots of chicks dig Aion players that try to be hackzorz or whatever fag shit you call yourselves in their spare time
<ziot-> nerdrage
Georgie No such nick
Mike/"Georgie": No need to hide as guests, we already know who you are; feel free to register on the forums and join our discussion, we're bored and want some more entertainment.